ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

RANDOM EXCUSE HERE yaddy yaddy yaddy ... Y'know the drill. I'm in the process of trying to get my life straightened out. When I do ... I might actually have time to finish this page. In the meantime, just suffice it to say that I live in a small town; work in a small city; and hate almost every moment of it! Anyone want to send me tickets to the west coast? Even a greyhound will do :-)

• go to Cobweb's photo album and see just what the author really looks like. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

• here's where to find my vital statistics.

• Building the Perfect Beast ... the evolution of my Nickname.

• Excuseme? You've never seen a Dust-Ferret? Go here.

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